Star Wars: Leia/Luke siblings, you forgot.

There is, of course: "I'm an honest-to-God prince."

Let's not forget Final Fantasy I: Chaos is Garland

Also, Super Mario Bros 2 (US): it was all a dream

Final Fantasy X: Tidus doesn't exist

Final Fantasy VI: Cid dies, Kefka goes nuts, Terra is half Esper, and a few others.

Earthbound: you time travel into the past to prevent pokey from helping to destroy the world with giygas as robots

StarCraft: Kerrigan becomes the queen of the Zerg, comes after you all, Tassadar DIES.

WarCraft: MOST MAIN CHARACTER DIE

Star Trek: DS9: SISKO DIES EXCEPT OH WAIT HE'S NOT TECHNICALLY DEAD WAIT WHAT

Star Trek: TNG: Picard saves humanity by blowing up three versions of his ship O WAIT IT NEVER HAPPENED EXCEPT IT DID AND ONLY HE REMEMBERS IT

Sandman: I'd post it, but I don't know if you've read that far.

I've read all of Sandman (and the tenth volume is called The Wake, do I look like an idiot?) but I don't think most of these really qualify, you know. Your FF6 ones are either obvious from go or not necessarily so, the other video games are all small fry, Spaceballs...give me a break. Trek...the same. Sandman...see above.

The Crying Game: She's a he.

Wild Arms 1: Rudy's not human.

Wild Arms 2: Irving's behind the Cocytus. Also, he did his sister.

Sonic Adventure 2: Shadow DIES.

Final Fantasy VII: As does Aeris.

Xenogears: Krelian apparently has no genitals. Citan is working for Solaris.

Like I said above, I'm pretty convinced (even with your evidence) that FF7 is the only video game with a sufficient spoiler.

(Oh, and isn't Citan working in Solaris for Shevat?)

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Fight Club: Tyler and the narrator are the same person. (I think all of Palahniuk's books have really good twists that I wouldn't have wanted to be spoiled on, but Fight Club is the only one that's sort of collective consciousness, because of the film.)

You should know that I'd just decided to go to bed when I got an IM on my phone (my computer was sleeping) saying someone had remembered Fight Club, and I judged it sufficiently important to come back and update the list.

I don't actually know if this counts - it probably doesn't, as the whole point of it is to be spoiled, seeing as how it's nearly thirty years old - Rose of Versailles. Seeing as how a few of the cast were prominent real-life aristocratic figures during the French Revolution, you know they're gonna die right off the bat - and even the narration in the comics and anime immediately acknowledges it for the sake of creating tragic character development.

But it seems to be pretty much the initiation in fandom, in that you talk openly about how the main characters (fictional) also die horrible and tragically in the finale as well, even if you haven't seen it. (In fact, the last episodes were just released on bittorrent with this as the main advertisement!)

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I was amazed when people were quite upset about Titanic spoilers a few years ago.

Um, duh. The Boat Sinks.

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Psycho: it's not his mother! Mother's DEEEAAAAADDDDD!!!

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In The Name of the Rose, the pages are poisoned.

Bambi's mother dies.

The Fifth Element is rumoured to be lurrrve.

In Last Night, the world ends.

There's actually a website that deals with this sort of thing. Let me look it up and I'll get back to you.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorceror's Stone - Professor Quirrel is Voldemort's helper; Snape is innocent.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Ginny was used by Tom to attack and vandalize Hogwarts. Lockhart is a fraud. (though that's kinda obvious)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Sirius is innocent, and he is also Harry's godfather. Peter Pettigrew is the traitor. Remus Lupin is a werewolf. Sirius, Remus, and Peter were friends of James's, Harry's dad.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Cedric dies. (I think someone else dies too but I can't remember who) Professor Moody is really Barty Crouch Jr and it was he that put Harry's name in the goblet.

Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix - Sirius dies. That's about 2 years already, but people are still touchy about it. (and I think this is the most memorable spoiler from the HP series so far.)

Memento was pretty mindboggling. Sammy Jenkins was actually a con artist. It was Leonard who killed his wife with insulin injections. The supposed "killer" had already been killed; Natalie was using Leonard to get back at Jimmy Grantz, a drug dealer (and her ex, I think) by manipulating his weakness. Leonard willingly chooses to forget Teddy's murder, and goes out in a search for another JG.

Vertigo - Judy Barton was hired to act as Madeline; the real Madeline had already been "dealt with" (killed?) by the husband.

Don't forget that the Marauder's Map was invented by Harry's Dad and co.

Babylon 5: Delenn turns human; Sinclair is Valen; Talia is a spy; Sheriden lives.

The Phantom Menance: Qui-gon dies.

A Song of Ice and Fire: The Red Wedding, basically.

Thanks for mentioning B5. (The big one that qualifies, by the way, is Sinclair in my mind.)

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I don't know any new spoilers, but I know all the ones you've posted... and I haven't seen any of the movies, except Star Wars and the last 5 minutes of Fight Club.

Spartacus: Spartacus loses, but all his troops claim to be him, so everyone dies.

The Conqueror: Everyone dies. No, really. From cancer.

Escaflowne: Dilandau is actually a woman.

Basically every Gundam ever: The girlfriend dies.

Fellowship of the Ring/The Two Towers: Gandalf is neither really dead nor capable of ever becoming really dead.

Spartacus is a good thought, because everybody knows "I am Spartacus" nowadays...

The Third Man: Harry Lime isn't dead.
Watchmen: Adrian Veidt is the killer.

I'd say The Village but that I'm the only person in the world who like it. Wasn't there some big twist to Unbreakable? Of course, I didn't care enough to remember, so...

Yes, but The Village, Unbreakable, Sixth Sense, and Signs are all not big enough to qualify for this list.

Just about the only good one in your contributions so far is Watchmen, and that's seriously small fry.

Also, who the fuck needs "spoilers" for War Of The Worlds? The book is a century old and it's one of the classics of sci-fi. If you've ever heard of it, you know how it ends, period. That's like demanding spoilers on the Bible, the Illiad, the Odyssey, or fucking Chaucer. Oooh, no, Sydney Carton's going to sacrifice himself, OMG DICKENS SPOILER U N00B. You mean Dracula is really a vampire, and Mina's going to help destroy him? NOOOOOO! You've totally, like, ruined that for me!

One addition to your list: Psycho.

[W]ho the fuck needs "spoilers" for War Of The Worlds? The book is a century old and it's one of the classics of sci-fi. If you've ever heard of it, you know how it ends, period.

That's sort of my point. The ending of War Of The Worlds is one of those classics, that you know even if you don't know the source. Unless you're leighdb, it seems.

I think you really need to define "spoiler" better.

If "spoiler" means "thing that people going into the movie are not expected to know", then everything has lots of them.

If "spoiler" means "revelation of critical plot point, which is built to by author of work, which diminishes the rest of the movie if revealed to the viewer BEFORE that point", then your suggestion list needs to shrink, a lot.

Since we're only listing classics, that shrinks us further.

> Citizen Kane

Can do.

> Star Wars

Sure.

> The Usual Suspects

Okay.

> Soylent Green

Not particularly avoidable, but sure, knowing it's people ruins most of the build. Okay.

> The Sixth Sense

It's the point of the movie, so okay.

> War Of The Worlds

No. The story is still the same, regardless of the Deus Ex Virii.

> The Crying Game

Yes.

> Final Fantasy VII

Knowing that Cloud is a clone does not change this game.

> Fight Club

Yes.

> Psycho

Yes.

> Harry Potter

Uh, no. Children's books, especially children's mysteries, always rely on the sudden twist.

> Memento

Knowing Joey Pants' story doesn't invalidate the rest of the movie.

> Babylon 5

Classic and large, remember?

> Spartacus

#1: Not a spoiler because it's not a secret.
#2: Not a spoiler because it doesn't spoil the story.

> Escaflowne

Including this would imply that there is something to spoil.

> Watchmen

I'd take it off, because it's limited to the trivial subset of "comic book geeks", and hence doesn't fit any of the mainstreaming requirements

I could agree that some of the suggestions are straying afield of the original intent but:

Final Fantasy VII

Knowing that Cloud is a clone does not change this game.

That's not remotely the spoiler in question. The spoiler in question (and I have to stop my hands twitching toward typing in the spoiler warning here) is that Aeris (or Aerith if you prefer) dies quite violently partway through the end. And I would argue that it really changes things if you don't know it ahead of time.

Old Yeller?

Yes. This one qualifies.

Pokémon Special--the identity of Giovanni's son (may not sound big to most, but in-fandom it caused a flow of wank like you would not believe)

Digimon Frontier--"So that means I'm--" "A spirit only!"

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How about Planet of the Apes - it's really earth?

To narrow your question, I suggest defining spoiler as "a fact of the narrative, which, once revealved, fundamentally alters the meaning of all which has preceded it." So many of these suggestions are not "spoilers" so much as "surprises".

If we go with this narrow definition, then I wouldn't consider the "surprises" of War of the Worlds or the Harry Potter or Spartacus to be true spoilers -- knowledge of the surprise does not change our sense of what came before. That said, I think you are missing a handful of huge spoilers from literary and cinematic history:

Planet of the Apes's revelation of which planet the Planet of the Apes is;

Primal Fear's revelation of the true nature of Aaron's illness;

Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge's revelation of the condition of the rope; and

Chinatown's revelation of Evelyn Mulwray's relationship to Katherine.

I'm sure there are a few others, but it's 3:15 in the morning. ;)

Oh, and about Psycho -- I agree that it should be on your list, but the spoiler isn't the true identity of the killer. Hm - the problem with discussing Psycho, w/r/t spoilers, is that we've come so far since then. It's hard to imagine what was so revolutionary about it, but it was staggeringly so. The real "spoiler" is that Psycho is not a noir caper film, because the first third of the film *is* a noir caper film. Marian Crane (Janet Leigh) is stuck in a dead-end job, can only meet with her lover Sam during lunch breaks, he can't marry her because all of his money is going to alimony, etc. etc. etc. One day, Marian is entrusted by her boss to deposit $40K for the business and she sees a chance for escape. She takes off with the money, heading for Sam's workplace. It's a very long drive for one day and she gets caught in a storm, so she pulls off the road and signs in at the Bates Motel for the night. After talking with the proprietor and being shown her room, she takes a shower. This is the movie you've been watching for thirty minutes, and it has set up specific narrative expectations for how the rest of the film will go. And then - suddenly this isn't the movie you paid for. The spoiler is that Hitchcock was changing film - in a way, it's a meta-spoiler.

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How about The Murder of Roger Ackroyd? Telling the murderer of any detective story is of course a rather big spoiler for someone just reading it, but that one is special because people weren't just surprised at the twist but upset and pouting that it was "unfair".

These days, making your narrator the murderer is quite a common thing, but it wasn't back then...

No one ever mentions this, but there are only two movies that I'd wished I hadn't been spoiled for. One was The Crying Game, and the other was Cinema Paradiso. The revelation of what the projectionist had done all those years with the censored bits of film packed an emotional wallop, even to me, who'd been told ahead of time; and yet, even as I watched, I knew that if I hadn't been expecting it, it would have hit me like a freight train.

Here via metafandom, and I think you have to add Hard Core Logo to the list for sure. That movie came out almost 10 years ago, and there are still people who haven't seen it who are upset that there are vids that spoil the end.

http://thebookspoiler.com
http://themoviespoiler.com

It's sort of messy but it may be helpful.

I once caught seven kinds of hell in an APA I was in for "spoiling" Heinlein's The Cat Who Walked Through Walls some 10+ years after it came out. But I'm incorrigible, so here it is again: Not only do the good guys lose, they all die!