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scifantasy ([personal profile] scifantasy) wrote on January 24th, 2011 at 09:55 am
"Celiac," or A Song for 'Song
I didn't spend all that much time at Arisia with [personal profile] shadesong this year; she was busy, I was busy, and that's the way things go. I'm given to understand that she continued the spread of the Gospel of the Y.T., though.

In one of the few times I did see her, Sunday or Monday, this popped into my head. I came up with the first verse, and she asked me (and [livejournal.com profile] slipjig, but I don't know if he did) to run with it.

This is dedicated to everybody who has to ask, "is there gluten in this?"

"Celiac"
by Will "scifantasy" Frank
ttto: "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel

Celiac
You’re breaking my guts
You’re driving me nuts almost daily
Oh-oh-oh Celiac, I don’t want to heave
I’m begging you leave me alone...

Celiac
You’re breaking my guts
You’re driving me nuts almost daily
Oh-oh-oh Celiac, I don’t want to heave
I’m begging you leave me alone...
Me alone

Making lunch in the afternoon, I have Celiac,
Have to wash my spoon (making lunch)
I get salt to balance sweet
When I check on the pot
Someone’s added some wheat!

Celiac
You’re breaking my guts
You’re driving me nuts almost daily
Oh-oh-oh Celiac, I don’t want to heave
I’m begging you leave me alone...
Me alone

Glutenation, it hits me again,
I fall on the floor and I’m heaving.
Glutenation, it hits me again,
I fall on the floor and I’m heaving...
 
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